Spent 2002-2008 licensing crayon art for the government. Spent college summers marketing fried chicken in Deltona, FL. Had a brief career importing circus clowns in Las Vegas, NV. Spoke at an international conference about implementing sauerkraut for the underprivileged. My current pet project is researching sock monkeys in New York, NY. Spent several months merchandising weed whackers for farmers.